Don’t get me started.
First, the NBA. Then March Madness (oh God, not March Madness!). Then, the MLB, the NHL, the NFL (and Tom Brady leaving the Patriots). What’s left to America when it’s lost its most important pastimes? All that’s left on ESPN are average documentaries about sports’ worst human beings and talk shows of predictions as to when things will return to normal. (Even the Scripps National Spelling Bee has been cancelled!) To be honest, I’m sick and tired of this bullshit. Working from home is not as nice as I thought it’d be, and I’m damn tired of waiting for this shitstorm to pass through.
I’m not one to follow the follow the rules, but if it means that I can get my basketball back so long as people stay home, I’m down to make a deeper crease in my couch and coach– I’ll sit this one out.